Monday 4 June 2012

LOVE

BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE


lol!!!


Before - You take my breath away

After - I feel like I'm suffocating


Before - Twice a night

After - Twice a month


Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation

After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac


Before - Saturday Night Fever

After - Monday Night Football


Before - Don't stop

After - Don't start


Before - Is that all you're having?

After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey


Before - It's like I'm living in a dream

After - It's like he lives in a dorm


Before - Turbocharged

After - Jumpstart


Before - We agree on everything

After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own


Before - Feathers and handcuffs

After - Ball and chain


Before - Idol

After - Idle


Before - I love a woman with curves

After - I never said you were fat


Before - He's completely lost without me

After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?


Before - Time stood still

After - This relationship is going nowhere


Before - You look so seductive in black

After - Your clothes are so depressing


Before - I can hardly believe we found each other

After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you


Before - Passion

After - Ration


Before - Once upon a time

After - The end


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2 comments:

felicity me said...

nice one adrian, thats so true. i just cant figure out why the courting days are always better than the 'happy ever after'

AK said...

we should just stick to courting right?